BUT I WANT THE YELLOW WIG NOW, DADDY!

Britney Spears took her slowly improved crazy ass to Betsey Johnson:

[Spears] flummoxed staff at the Betsey Johnson on Melrose Ave. this month by turning up with a Dolce & Gabbana dress she wanted the store to copy - in all white - to be ready by that evening.

According to a witness, “the staff explained that they didn’t have a dressmaker on call who could do it in time.”

“The only thing she wanted to buy in the store was the yellow wig on a mannequin in the window…The manager eventually agreed to offer it to her for $100.”

What a dumbass. The staff could have sold that damn wig for $1 Million dollars and bitch would've forked over the cash. You could have also told her the wig was made of god's rays of sunshine and she would have smiled.