RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG

Doesn't it seem like every New Year's Eve Paris Hilton looks the exact same. That short dress, that slutty dance on a table top. Her less attractive sister looking on. OK ok, maybe not the exact same, maybe she is a bit more used and abused than her previous years. But seriously, this ho does not change. But I like that. It's like the sun, you know it's constant, it will always be there shining and glistening with open sores! Shine on Paris. Shine on.