BRITNEY SPEARS: Crazy is as Crazy Does

Britney, your fake hair is very flammable. Didn't you read the package it came out of? You have to keep it away from open flames! Be careful.

Well, now that we have that out of the way.... IS THAT AN ENGAGEMENT RING?! Britney, I'm really trying to hold out hope for you... I am... But you are making this so hard for me!

And if that ring isn't enough, during one of Britney and Paparazzo Adnan's daily CVS runs they were photographed checking out pregnancy tests. Please Britney, tell me it was for a friend! Tell me it was for a friend!