BRITNEY BLOWS OFF COURT

Britney Spears spent this morning in court. And much to our surprise, she blew it!

When she showed up promptly at 9:00 am, we were so proud of her. Even though she was wearing a black satin cocktail dress and gold shoes, probably from the previous night at a club, we thought today is Britney's day! But when her case began at 9:15am she was nowhere to be found.

So here is what probably happened today:

7:00 Sam Lutfi told Britney to get dressed because they have to get to court for SPF and her va-JJ.

7:05 Britney asked where they were going, wasn't interested and fell back to sleep.

8:00 Sam insisted that Britney get dressed they are going someplace fun.

8:10 Britney put on a black satin dress and gold heels because she is going to meet some guys at a new exclusive club called "Court".

8:20 Sam has no time to explain and threw Britney into the car.

9:00 Britney arrives at "Court" and asked where her table and bottle service was.

9:01 Sam explains that it's not that type of club.

9:02 Britney makes a run for it.