Wednesday, December 5, 2007

WANNA DATE BRITNEY'S EX?

J.R. Rotem joined JDate under the username bhmusic to look for his lady love.

His profile reads:
Hey girls... Congrats for stumbling onto my profile - you just hit the jackpot! I am Jonathan, an established music producer who is having a challenging time meeting a hot Jewish girl with good values. The success and visibility I have earned in the music industry keeps me surrounded by the wrong girls (golddiggers, cheap chicks, wannabe artists looking to use a guy like me for a music career, money, fame, etc) Some personality traits that seperate me from most of the people I know in Los Angeles is a high moral code of honesty and loyalty. I would never cheat or lie to anyone I'm with as I believe in treating others as you would want to be treated. I think that those values are the fundamental part of establishing a meaningful relationship. That, and intense physical attraction...

JACKPOT! LOL! I highly doubt anyone who went on a blind date with J.R. would describe it as a jackpot! And Poor JR, now that he ain't Brit's baby daddy he knows that he ain't got nothing goin for him... So if you like cheeto remains and greasy hair nows your chance ladies.