Tuesday, December 4, 2007

THE RESULTS ARE IN: She Was....AHEM... Drowzy!

After disturbing photos of Amy Winehouse wandering outside at 5:45AM in the frigid cold, only wearing a bra and jeans hit the internet, it was only a matter of time before her rep released a statement explaining the incident!

And here you have it:
"She was not on an all-night bender. She heard all these noises, and she went outside to look and there were all these photographers. She'd been sound asleep, and then there were all these photographers – of course she looked startled. In light of recent reports, it's easy to make assumptions, but she's trying to get better and she needs the space to do that."

Nice! To bad the "noises" she heard were coming from inside her own damn head! And walking around with no clothes on... in the middle of winter, she conveniently left that part out, that was never addressed! Because it's so normal to get up at 5:45AM to stoll the streets half naked over a noise. This isn't OZ lady. You're not in a magical kingdom where your going to find a Tin Man clangity clanging outside your window to skip away with down a yellow brick road. Please, we all know bitch is cracked out, it's time you do too.