THE LORD CAN'T SAVE U!

Holy Bejesus! Britney has turned to the lord. Our favorite cornpop was spotted carrying around a book about Jesus Christ. In a pathetic attempt to look like she is seeking help, but in actuality, this book is clearly just a prop she is using to seek more attention. You are going to piss the Jesus Freaks off soon, then not only will PETA and the Jesus Freaks join forces but you will be going to Hell.

Anyways, Britney's vagina was hungry so she ordered herself a 10 piece bucket 'o cock last night. She took her broker, Robert Edie, around town looking at several homes before going back to hotel room at The Four Seasons Hotel. They didn't come out of there until midnight and then they left to go sex it up at her real house. You know, the place she chooses a hotel over. Britney wore that crusty pink wig of hers while she was with Robert.