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LA Casting has sent out a casting call requesting a Britney Spears body double for an upcoming photoshoot with Blender Magazine.

The super private notice is as follows:

ATTN:Britney/Blender

Rate: $500 a day
Shoot Dates: Either Friday 12/14 or Monday 12/17

"Photo double / Female / Caucasian / 18 - 25 "

We are casting for a Britney Spears body double. You must have shoulder to medium length blonde hair. This person must also be in shape! 5'2" to 5'5". This will be a take off of a Bert Stern photograph of Marilyn Monroe in bed, from the last shoot before her death. Your face will not be shown in the final photograph/cover.

Well, let's hope Blender hires a super amazing retoucher, because Britney's fat rats nest head is gunna need a lot of work to fit onto someone's body who is actually in shape.