COMING TO A THEATER NEAR U!

"The Hottie & The Nottie" tells the story of Nate (Joel David Moore) moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel (Hilton), the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June (Lakin), Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.

"The Hottie & The Nottie" hits theaters February 8, 2008. Jessica Simpson should go kill herself now that even Paris Hilton doesn't go straight to DVD!