BRITNEY ROUNDUP

BRITNEY BUYS ANOTHER DOG:
Yes, another innocent dog ruined, this one shall replace Sean Preston. This time a whitey. Bad choice in color, Brit. Next time you see him, you will think he is another dog, possibly a dalmatian. But no, that will just be the same dog, just shit stained. Poor poor, bitch.

BRITNEY STEALS A LIGHTER:
TMZ has a video of Britney purchasing some gum at a local gas station. She turns to leave, but runs back and grabs a lighter and walks out saying to the camera "I stole something, Oh I'm bad!" Why? Because she is Britney Spears and she can.

The lighter cost a whopping $1.39 and the owner of the gas station doesn't seem to mind.
He says: "Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39. I'm hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it. I know she can afford to pay for it, but I'm not planning to file a police report. It's still not right for her to steal the lighter. I hope she will do the right thing the next time she comes here."

BRITNEY TURNS ON HER ONLY FRIENDS:
Britney Spears must have her period because while grabbing her 19th Starbucks coffee of the day, she yells at one of the photags who bumped into her car "Don't touch my fucking car. I swear to God...."

Now any other celeb I'd be like please, you swear to God, What? What you gonna do? But not Britney! She has those crazy cat like reflexes and could whip out that umbrella at any given moment! Or if you really piss her off, she will run over your foot. Save yourself bitches and move out the way!

Watch the video below...