US WEEKLY REVEALS THE OBVIOUS!

So Jessica Simpson is tortured by regret huh? Well, 2 years ago she was at the peak of her career... and she thought she didn't need Nick anymore. But now that her career is in the pooper she is "tortured". Is this really cover worthy?

I think the real story is Britney shoplifting! Now that is a cover piece!

Britney hit up the Hustler Store in West Hollywood around 1 AM on Sunday, Nov 18th and brought a bunch of undies to try on in the fitting room. But employees “told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear.” Britney then got really “..upset [and] looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes.”

Britney then continued to take off her own underwear and tried on some boyshorts in the middle of the store while 15 other customers watched!

“The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child. The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card.”

Britney was so enraged that “on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!”