HOLY HAIR BALL!

Madonna's first born, Lourdes, is going to be in serious need of a tweezer! Bitch is only 11 years old and she is hairier than saskwatch! And that stash! UGH! Anyways, the hairy princess of pop went to the premiere of Fred Claus in London with Guy Richie and brother, Rocco.

What a shame, I always thought Lourdes was gunna be the hottest love child! I have a feeling Madge will not allow any plucking!