THE CHATTERBOX

"We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know. You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea,"
"It’s very clever .... I learned a lot of things."
- Heidi Klum on Britney Spears' parenting tips on Ellen

I really hope that this was a joke gone wrong and we can blame it on the writer's strike. Because I can't believe for a second that Heidi was serious.