TALES FROM THE DOUCHE

"I was the guy from the time I was five to 15, every golf tournament on the West Side, I was out there with Cokes and water selling them $4 over price because it was so hot out, reselling chips for $5. I was making thousands of dollars when I was a kid just reselling food on the corner. I grew up in Santa Monica and went to Crossroads, and every parent around me was a president and CEO, and when you're around that many talented people and seeing them always on their BlackBerries from kindergarten, you start getting your grind on way younger."

- Spencer "King of all douches" Pratt

So basically, Spencer took advantage of thirsty people, sold food without a license and saw BlackBerries before they were even invented. This kid is truly a visionary. Rich kids have the life.

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