REESE AND JAKE TAKE IT TO ROME!

What did Jake and Reese's conversation sound like?

Find out after the jump...

JAKE:"Reese, I want you to know I want to take things very, very slow."

REESE:"I know Jake, but how slow are we talking about? We have been dating for 6 months now!"

JAKE:"Reese, I wouldn't call it dating, I don't like labels that society puts on people. I like when things are just chill. You know? When we can just take our time and become best friends first."

REESE:"But Jake 6 months and barely a kiss? All we do is hold hands."

JAKE:"Holding hands is a big deal to me, I don't just make-out with people."

REESE:"What about that guy that I saw you on the men's bathroom floor with?"

JAKE:"We were wrestling! I told you already! Can't a guy just meet another guy in a men's bathroom and end up rolling around on the bathroom floor together without people thinking it's anything other then friendly!"

REESE:"Sorry, Jake, I didn't mean to suggest..."

JAKE:"I know Reese, BTW how did our new movie do over the weekend? Look a photographer! Come close to me and cuddle!!! Quick!"

FYI - this not a real conversation... that we can prove at least!