JESSICA PULLS A BRITNEY!

Ahhhhhhhh I love when celebrities attack. It's like Animal Planet only so much better!

As read by the late Steve Erwin:
Watch Jessica Biel as she approaches. The Biel, usually a care free relaxed creature, appears much more stressed and uptight than usual. We spotted The Biel leaving her yoga class! Using her black and white umbrella as a weapon, she comes out and strikes at The Paps. The paps, an aggressive creature were coming into her territory. The Biel, then shouts "Get out of my way! Get a real job that doesn't involve stalking people!" Truly a remarkable site. Crikey! After the attack The Biel will now retreat to shave her head and cleanse her of the experience!