BRITNEY ROUNDUP!

AHEM! Let's get this over with!

•The slutty version of Gimme More, yes it gets sluttier, hit the web! It's the same video, but Britney is topless and covers her nips with pasties. It's really not that interesting. Since we've seen the gyna a BS nip just doesn't cut it!

•On October 25th, Britney Spears must turn herself over to the police for the hit and run that tookplace in August!
According to her attorney, Michael J. Flanagan:
"The judge ordered today in court that Britney must go to any L.A. police station for fingerprints and mug shots before Oct. 25. She will do that, but I don’t know when. Britney wants to make sure she is compensated for any damages [she] may have and would like to figure out what those damages are."

•KFed is now claiming that Britney kicked his ass! He has filed a report against Britney saying she hit him several times during their marriage! He is concerned that she is abusing his sons! What a little bitch! If Britney hits your ass, take it like a man and stop crying about it you little baby! Sure your clothes will be ruined with cheeto hand prints but you could sell that shit on EBay son!

•Britney's ex-alky poppa, Jamie Spears, wants her ass committed. "He is consulting lawyers about the best way to help Britney. He feels they need to stage an intervention to get her into rehab or some kind of therapy. He is worried she is going to harm herself or the boys."

•This past weekend Britney called the cops because she thought she was being robbed! Police arrived and there was no evidence of a break in. Britney was probably just bored and wanted some company. Dial-a-Friend, 911. Same thing! Where the fuck is London when you need him?!

•Britney Spears went to the Viceroy hotel and applied to become a bartender. Some hot skank was bartending and this was apparently Britney's game! Bitch needs to work on that! Just flash some cash, and I'm sure the fishnet dancers and bartenders will go home with you girl!