Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Party With Britney

Britney Spears is set to host the Grand Opening of LAX in Vegas. I wonder how much they are paying this disaster to host their opening.
Actually, I bet she is doing it for free.

What do YOU think is on Britney Spears LAX contract?
The contract she negotiated for this deal probably looks something like this:
2 Tootsie Roll Pops (1 Cherry, 1 Chocolate)
13 Bottles Of Alcohol Poured/Resealed Into Several Cans of Redbull
7 Roofie Coladas
12 Women Dancers Manning Her Table, Preferably Horny