Maybe She Was Talking About Another Kind Of Hummer...

"I ordered a Hummer Hybrid"
-Paris Hilton

To which a spokesperson for Hummer responded, "Such a car doesn't exist."

Hey, at least she tried. Maybe she started giving out environmentally friendly blow jobs. Ever think of that HUMMER? Bitch isn't as dumb as she looks! Anyways, here is Paris at home with her latest bitch.