Who Needs Swimwear?

Britney Spears attended a meeting yesterday. On the way home, while driving past the Pacific Ocean, the ocean called to her, as if it were a man only interested in her money and fame, and therefore she couldn't resist it. She didn't have her bathing suit so she stripped down to her bra and panties and went for a dip in the frigid cold water. I guess we can be thankful that she was wearing panties, right?