Friday, July 20, 2007

NATIONAL LAMPONS PRESENTS...

A BRANGELINA VACATION!



















The sexiest family alive went to Wally World a French Adventure Park today! After the manager offered the family free admission, Angie politely refused and insisted on paying for the tickets. They stayed a little over an hour and had a great time even though it look as if it was about to rain.

"To see Brad Pitt knocking around in a bouncy castle with his children [and] screaming like wild animals was like a hallucination," said park operator Benjamin Gautier.

Dear Benjamin Gautier,
May I call you Benji? I hate to break this to you but I believe it was a hallucination. At least when I see Brad bouncing around screaming like an animal, it's almost always a hallucination, except for that one time... oh wait no that was one too.. dammit :(
Good luck with that old chap!