Earthquake!

There was an earthquake near the Hollywood Hills last night. It measured 3.2 on the Richter scale. But there is speculation that this is a foreshock and a larger one may be coming.

So Leave Um Alohan wants you to follow these special instructions:

If you are a celebrity, quickly make you way to LAX and head to the East Coast. NYC preferred. All we have to worry about here is the possibility of Tropical Storm Chantal.

And if you are a normal person, please stay in you home, off the streets, until all the celebrities have been safely evacuated. Except for Sean Penn. He can stay.

If you are a Leave Um Alohan reader, please evacuate with the celebrities. You are a VIP.