WTF Are You Wearing?

Dear Britney,
You are a mother! You cannot wear a thong to the beach! I know you think this looks pretty when you look in the mirror, but that mirror is a lying bitch! You need to stop showing off your fugly ass! No one wants to see that... I mean no one!!! Pull yourself together woman!

Please don't let me ever see this again!

Thank you! That is all!