RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE A DOUCHE BAG

I'd like us all to take a moment of silence to recognize Miss Jessica Simpson as the FIRST ever recipient of the:

Douche Bag Lifetime Achievement Award!


CLICK HERE to look back at some of Jessica's greatest hand raising moments! We hope to hand out many more Douche Bag Lifetime Achievements in the future! Congrats!!

THANKS BITCHIE!