Thursday, May 17, 2007

The Warden Must Have Recieved a Free Night in Paris


Paris Hilton is only going to serve "about 23 days" in a "special needs" unit, officials said yesterday, about the half the time she was sentenced to in her conviction.

Her sentence was shortened for "good behavior," (I know what "good behavior" means). L.A. County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said she'll be staying in a two-person cell reserved for "high-profile" inmates.