Put The Hot Dog Down!

In Touch Weekly has come across the invite to Nicole's MDW bash.

I don't get see a problem here! I actually carry my scale with me in my purse and when people try to speak to me I gently set it down and ask them to step on it. Usually, if they weigh more than 80 lbs I just look at them in disgust maybe sometimes I shake my head with a disapproving look... So I guess Nicole is nicer than I am. Bravo!

Seriously, whoever took this email seriously should just die.