Penis Hilton

LMAO Paris Hilton was stalked yesterday by a giant penis!!! No Really! A man dressed up in a large penis suit and following around Paris all day as she ran errands in LA. Paris, unfazed by the large cock (I AM SHOCKED!!!), continued on her merry way with her BIBLE (???) in tow, first she reads, now she found god!! What is going on??




We all know that she slipped the peen her digits into his tighty whiteys, they totally got it on later that day.

Guess Paris put back in the extensions, it was probably just a touch up before her big day in the big house.