Paris Ridin' Dirty

LMAO!! Now, I am not the most outdoorsy person in the world, but who wears a disco ball as a shirt when biking through the forest?? She probably scared all the animals half to death! When the sun glistens on her shirt she def. blinded like 20 squirrels!!

Seriously, if she wants to look all "somber and upset" about her sentence, she needs to try harder, because this "reflection and thinking bike ride photo op" is not working! You know this hooker thinks she has nothing to worry about after hiring her new lawyer and I really think she is in for quite a shock!