The Nicole Richie Defense System

People are so kind to Paris! Even more people are offering their advice! Page Six spoke to Natalia McLennan, a former high-priced prostitute who served time at Rikers Island, who says, "It's the worst experience of your life." According to Natalia, Paris will receive are a full-body cavity search, hard-core lesbian inmates, and revolting food. "She'll want to make at least one good friend, like a Nicole Richie, to watch her back for her when she takes a shower."




Seriously, Nicole would be the 1st person I would call if I needed someone to watch my back. Well, I guess this is good news for Paris that prison can't be that bad if Nicole Richie can defend you. :)