McSPANDEX..... McVomit

If I see one more male celeb in spandex I may vomit. Why can't you all just work out in sweat pants like everyone else.

In case you didn't know, you look retarded, this is NOT sexy. You look like an alien stuffed sausage. Patrick Dempsey I am talking to you! But seriously, they all do this, Jakey G and Matthew M, I mean Lance is allowed to obviously but come on. You aren't a professional this is a hobby, you do this for exercise, THIS is NOT a sponsored race! SERIOUSLY look at that Mangina!!. It is not McDreamy!